A little delayed childhood here, nothing to worry about

[truepenny]

heres_luck rocks the house down. She got me Faith.

MH, who also rocketh utterly and is cleverer with his hands than I, got Faith to hold her crossbow. She's standing on my printer with her crossbow aimed at the door. Darth Vader looks very small and nervous next to her.

What's even better is that the Alien Queen, my pride and joy, is approximately in scale. Now if I could just get her to stay upright in all her Gigerish glory instead of performing elaborate back-flips ... Hey, I'd pay to watch Alien vs. Slayer on Pay-Per-View.