ROS: I'm stuck.
GUIL: No, you're not.
ROS: Yes, I am, I tell you.
GUIL: No. You're not. Look here.
ROS: Oh.
[ten minutes later]
ROS: I'm stuck.
GUIL: Oh for the love of Christ.
ROS: No, I mean it this time. I'm stuck.
GUIL: Look. You can't be stuck. Our deadline's less than two months away. This is no time to screw the pooch.
ROS: All right, all right.
[ten minutes later]
ROS: I'm stuck.
GUIL: For the last fucking time, YOU ARE NOT STUCK.
ROS: Okay, I'm not stuck.
GUIL: Good.
[beat]
ROS: I'm bored.
[GUIL chases ROS offstage with a Swingline stapler]
The Mirador, Chapter Four: 8,606 words
Half of Chapter Four is now Chapter Five, because more than 70 ms pages is just ridiculously long for a chapter. Chapter Five is 8,727 words and growing.
GUIL: No, you're not.
ROS: Yes, I am, I tell you.
GUIL: No. You're not. Look here.
ROS: Oh.
[ten minutes later]
ROS: I'm stuck.
GUIL: Oh for the love of Christ.
ROS: No, I mean it this time. I'm stuck.
GUIL: Look. You can't be stuck. Our deadline's less than two months away. This is no time to screw the pooch.
ROS: All right, all right.
[ten minutes later]
ROS: I'm stuck.
GUIL: For the last fucking time, YOU ARE NOT STUCK.
ROS: Okay, I'm not stuck.
GUIL: Good.
[beat]
ROS: I'm bored.
[GUIL chases ROS offstage with a Swingline stapler]
The Mirador, Chapter Four: 8,606 words
Half of Chapter Four is now Chapter Five, because more than 70 ms pages is just ridiculously long for a chapter. Chapter Five is 8,727 words and growing.