Project Valkyrie: waterlog

60 minutes, 42 laps.
293 miles, 31 laps.

Being at the pool at the same time as the kids' intramural swim team gives me horrible junior high school flashbacks. Not the kids' fault. Still, it makes me tense.

beware, beware, his floating eyes, his flashing hair

Word believes that "although" is hyphenated "alt-hough." And due to the UTTER IDIOCY of their quote-unquote "manual" hyphenation feature, you cannot correct it.

Although (ha), even that isn't as bad as what it did to Coleridge. There will be one change in the text of "White Charles," as the only way to prevent Word from hyphenating it "Co-leridge"--drawing a discreet curtain over the interim carnage--was to add in "Samuel Taylor," to get "Coleridge" away from the end of the line.