Sorry... I have to do this. It's in the Michigan State Code.
"See this? This is my boom stick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
See, if you're from Michigan, you are required by law to have vast chunks of your brain filled with Bruce Campbell quotes. You know how it is... :)
...housewares.
"See this? This is my boom stick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
See, if you're from Michigan, you are required by law to have vast chunks of your brain filled with Bruce Campbell quotes. You know how it is... :)