Not only is Superman a dick ...

[truepenny]

So heres_luck sent me this link (which I promptly turned around and inflicted on matociquala because, hey, what are friends for?). And it is like the cat-vacuum to end all cat-vacuums. I love it.

I have also discovered Superman's secret life as a competitive pairs figure-skater.

"Together, we can win the gold!"

"Sorry, Batman. You're just not ... big enough."

"I was wrong, Batman. I need you if I'm going to win." (And Batman, poor sod, knows Superman's just using him, but still can't say no to the bastard.)

"Together again, we will win the gold!"

"Same-sex pairs skating, Lois. It's the new black."

ETA: And now we see why Superman always does the lifting. Nobody's going to give you the gold for your impression of a 2x4.

Comments

[supergee.livejournal.com]

Did Superman decide Batman was big enough after the Joker pulled his boner?

[franzeska]

Mmm, spandex undies. They're so hot in their little brightly colored suits.