The Novice: "I am enchanted by the act of creation itself! I weave dreams with my keyboard... I let my muse hold sway over my thoughts, and the enchantment pours forth from my fingertips... I only hope a little bit of that magic spills over onto my readers as they dream along with me!"
The Professional: "Okay, you son of a bitch... you stupid goddamn double-spaced 150,000 word monstrosity... I've got a bullet for you, right in your motherfucking head. You want some more of this? It's an epilogue, bitch!"
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The Novice: "I am enchanted by the act of creation itself! I weave dreams with my keyboard... I let my muse hold sway over my thoughts, and the enchantment pours forth from my fingertips... I only hope a little bit of that magic spills over onto my readers as they dream along with me!"
The Professional: "Okay, you son of a bitch... you stupid goddamn double-spaced 150,000 word monstrosity... I've got a bullet for you, right in your motherfucking head. You want some more of this? It's an epilogue, bitch!"