I am a more interesting person on paper than I am in real life. ^_~
I can fence (foil & historical), ride (bareback & english), program computers, train torrocos to land on my head on cue, write fanfiction multiple fandoms, produce relatively entertaining webcomics, resculpt and repaint small plastic horses, hold baby tigers/lions/snow leopards when asked (without getting bitten/scratched/etc), play tech support to various combinations of WANs, LANs, computers and operating systems, repair chainmail, convince a constricting snake to leggo of someone that it is biting/snuggling (cold water to the head works wonders), provide impromtu comedy skits with birds, snakes, and random coworkers. I have held over thirty jobs covering everything from summer school art teacher to zoological attendant, and have been paid to paint, write, exercise horses, serve beer at a Renaissance Faire, and train torrocos to land on my head (among other things).
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I can fence (foil & historical), ride (bareback & english), program computers, train torrocos to land on my head on cue, write fanfiction multiple fandoms, produce relatively entertaining webcomics, resculpt and repaint small plastic horses, hold baby tigers/lions/snow leopards when asked (without getting bitten/scratched/etc), play tech support to various combinations of WANs, LANs, computers and operating systems, repair chainmail, convince a constricting snake to leggo of someone that it is biting/snuggling (cold water to the head works wonders), provide impromtu comedy skits with birds, snakes, and random coworkers. I have held over thirty jobs covering everything from summer school art teacher to zoological attendant, and have been paid to paint, write, exercise horses, serve beer at a Renaissance Faire, and train torrocos to land on my head (among other things).
Oh, and I exist primarily to hold up the cat. ^_~