bizarre

[truepenny]

This Gala apple I am eating is, in both texture and flavor, uncannily like a Bartlett pear. Not in a bad way--I love Bartlett pears, for the two seconds they exist in a state between unripe and rotten--but just.

o.O

Fucking bizarre, man.

Comments

[heresluck]

That IS bizarre. On the other hand: Apples! Yay! I have a bowl of Honeycrisps and half a peck of Cortlands waiting for me at home...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_swallow/]

I cannot imagine it!

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

In the cafeteria kitchen at my alma mater, they had a machine that made apples and pears. (We surmise. But Occam's R. supports it.) This is how they got crunchy pears and mushy apples so consistently: someone had set the dial to the middle.