ME: I have to do a thing. You're in the way. Excuse me. DOG: But I'm napping on your foot. I like it here. ME: Do you want a cookie? DOG: COOKIE! YES! ME: Can you sit? DOG: YES! *sits* ME: You're so good! Can you back up? DOG? YES! *backs up* ME: Are you the very best dog there ever was in the whole world ever? DOG: YES! GIVE ME COOKIES! *backs up some more* *sits* *drool* ME: Good girl! *tosses a cookie* *goes about life*
Re: but but but...
With me it's been more like...
ME: I have to do a thing. You're in the way. Excuse me.
DOG: But I'm napping on your foot. I like it here.
ME: Do you want a cookie?
DOG: COOKIE! YES!
ME: Can you sit?
DOG: YES! *sits*
ME: You're so good! Can you back up?
DOG? YES! *backs up*
ME: Are you the very best dog there ever was in the whole world ever?
DOG: YES! GIVE ME COOKIES! *backs up some more* *sits* *drool*
ME: Good girl! *tosses a cookie* *goes about life*