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[Guildenstern picks up a piece of paper]
Guildenstern: Well, this can be recycled.
Rosencrantz: But!
Guildenstern: But what?
Rosencrantz: But it's a piece of paper WITH WRITING ON IT.
Guildenstern: ...so?
Rosencrantz: So what if it's IMPORTANT?
Guildenstern: [looks at piece of paper] I guarantee you this is not important.
Rosencrantz: [very dubiously] Well, if you're SURE.
Guildenstern: I am very, very sure. Off it goes. [puts paper in TO BE RECYCLED pile]
[Guildenstern picks up the next piece of paper]
Guildenstern: Well, this can be recycled.
Rosencrantz: But!
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Guildenstern: Well, this can be recycled.
Rosencrantz: But!
Guildenstern: But what?
Rosencrantz: But it's a piece of paper WITH WRITING ON IT.
Guildenstern: ...so?
Rosencrantz: So what if it's IMPORTANT?
Guildenstern: [looks at piece of paper] I guarantee you this is not important.
Rosencrantz: [very dubiously] Well, if you're SURE.
Guildenstern: I am very, very sure. Off it goes. [puts paper in TO BE RECYCLED pile]
[Guildenstern picks up the next piece of paper]
Guildenstern: Well, this can be recycled.
Rosencrantz: But!
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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Date: 2023-10-08 07:16 am (UTC)An EMPTY garret.
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