::waves delightedly::

As a welcome-back present to all of you, I offer this insane little verse which presented itself to me in a dream this morning.

A short, quick dick
A spurt of white,
Sweet lonely death,
Ahab's sex life.

more business-like

1. I am not even going to pretend it's possible for me to catch up on the past three weeks of LJ. Moreover

2. We are having (hopefully, but not probably, temporary) problems with the email account that receives LJ notifications. I.e., the last three weeks of email are most likely gone for good. Ergo

3. There is a lacuna in the text. Anything you want me to know about, you should probably mention.

a little belated, but ...

Congratulations to papersky and kijjohnson!