suspicious furniture

So we went out today to buy a new office chair (replacing the one that broke on Monday. We were successful in our hunt, but along the way I must have sat in a dozen different office chairs, ranging from "ooh very nice" to "hello my spine is not a rainbow."

And then there was this one chair, which I sat down in and almost immediately levitated out of, because not only was it uncomfortable on contact, it almost didn't feel like a chair. It felt vaguely hostile, not quite like an anthropophagous alien life form mimicking an office chair but almost.

o.O

Needless to say, that is not the chair we bought.

Storytellers Unplugged for February

Is here.

(I remembered it this month! w00t!)