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The worst thing about finishing a draft is that then you have to read it.

Aieee.

I tell you, I feel more and more like Mr. Earbrass all the time.

The good news is that there are bits of it I think work. And there are bits that can be fixed. And then there are the bits where I say to myself, Self, wouldn't it be cool if this page were doing X? And it sure would be nifty-keen, but the problem is that one uses the subjunctive for contrary-to-fact, and so, actually, no matter how groovy it would be if the page were doing X, it isn't.

And I can't, at the moment, see how to make it do X in a way that doesn't completely and utterly suck.

(N.b., I'm not asking for advice or strategies, just recording what this particular stage of the revision process feels like.)

otoh, because my husband loves me and understands me, he bought me a new printer for my birthday that is the coolest thing since the invention of chrome. Not only is it a laser-jet, not only can it do double-sided printing, not only does Wolverine look very butch and stylin' on top of it, but the paper tray can take up to a REAM of paper at a time.

You have no idea how happy this makes me. I mean, there aren't even words. Although if I offer the data point that the Mélusine runs over 700 pages in manuscript and I do most of my editing on hardcopy, you may begin to get some small idea of how wildly revolutionary it is to be able to slap in a ream at a time. It's like a very small, very geeky dream of paradise.

So, you've got Eeyore on one side and still speechless with geeker joy on the other, and really I'm not doing too bad.

Date: 2004-12-07 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calanthe-b.livejournal.com
The worst thing about finishing a draft is that then you have to read it.

Oh, how very true...

Date: 2004-12-07 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nadai.livejournal.com
Oooh, I envy you that printer. What kind is it?

The worst thing about finishing a draft is that then you have to read it.

Good luck.

Date: 2004-12-07 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naominovik.livejournal.com
It's just like that notion about democracy -- the worst form of government, except for all the alternatives. *g*

I would love to know the brand/model of this printer too, if it works well for you -- I have an old and getting-creaky NEC SuperScript, which was just lovely, but could never have stood up to printing a ream of paper at a time even if the paper tray could have swallowed it.
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Date: 2004-12-08 01:00 pm (UTC)
larryhammer: floral print origami penguin, facing left (Default)
From: [personal profile] larryhammer
Well, the source material is already scanned.

---L.

Date: 2004-12-08 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threeringedmoon.livejournal.com
Another request for the printer model. It sounds like what I will want to replace our aging, cranky ActionLaser 1500, which has been a real workhorse.

Date: 2004-12-08 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
The problem with my printer...oh, well, I don't know where to start on the problem. But a problem is that even if it has plenty of paper, if the humidity is wrong, it just won't print on the bottom pages in the tray. Just won't recognize their existence.

Then there was the emission of stink night before last. That was certainly a problem....

Date: 2004-12-08 06:30 am (UTC)
larryhammer: floral print origami penguin, facing left (Default)
From: [personal profile] larryhammer
All authors have an inner Mr Earbrass. Some even have an outer Mr Earbrass.

---L.

Date: 2004-12-08 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papersky.livejournal.com
How does one become a spy?

Date: 2004-12-08 10:44 am (UTC)
larryhammer: floral print origami penguin, facing left (Default)
From: [personal profile] larryhammer
I don't know, but I wish I had a disused third-floor bedroom.

---L.

Date: 2004-12-08 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oracne.livejournal.com
The worst thing about finishing a draft is that then you have to read it.
Aieee.


Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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