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The vacuum cleaner is copulating with the ironing board.

Date: 2005-05-12 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliade.livejournal.com
They will give birth to dustbusters, you know.

/earnest warning

Date: 2005-05-12 06:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mmerriam.livejournal.com
I'm going to carry that visual around all day. :-) Plus, if I don't manage to get any ironing done today, I can point [livejournal.com profile] careswen at this post and tell her I was fearful of what our ironing board might be doing in secret down in the basement.

Date: 2005-05-12 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleu-lavande.livejournal.com
Closet porn.

Date: 2005-05-12 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mariness.livejournal.com
But is the food processor joining in yet?

Date: 2005-05-12 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supergee.livejournal.com
And when it finishes, it will try to deprive the other vacuum cleaners of their sexual rights.

Date: 2005-05-12 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] truepenny.livejournal.com
Certainly, if you like.

Date: 2005-05-12 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com
Thanks! (http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/3117492.html)

Date: 2005-05-12 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reannon.livejournal.com
Pictures? ;)

Date: 2005-05-12 07:11 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] oursin.livejournal.com
Woh, surrealism zap action strikes again.

Date: 2005-05-12 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liveavatar.livejournal.com
They must have heard the Call to Action (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=581&e=3&u=/nm/20050511/tc_nm/science_robots_dc) already!

Time to get your robot attack insurance (http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html).

Date: 2005-05-12 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
Appliance slash. It's time has come.

Date: 2005-05-13 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divabat.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] anthromopor_fic ;)

or [livejournal.com profile] anthropomor_fic since I can't remember the spelling...

Date: 2005-05-13 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divabat.livejournal.com
second one! should have trusted my instincts...

How IRONIC!!

Date: 2005-05-13 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beetlebomb.livejournal.com
You could say their sex life really sucks dirt!!

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