I don't know whether to be pleased or frightened by my reputation. Probably both.

Confession: I had to go to Wikipedia to produce the name of the second bat, which really is just Bothered and not a Kellyesque mangling. And while there, I learned that Bemildred is sometimes merely Bewildered -- which factoid I'd clearly edited from memory as ... just too normal. There's no normal in Fort Mudge. That'd ruin the jokes.

---L.