Marty said, "Lou, I was watching the news, and someone has stolen The Scream."

[truepenny]

My triumph for today (thus far, at least) is that I have not allowed Felix to quote Eddie Izzard.

Because I'm all about the meta, but dude.

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In other news, I hate this book. Because it's that stage in the process. There is some comfort in having done this twice before, but the memory of past hate for Mélusine and The Virtu does not actually make the present hate for The Mirador any less soul-destroying.

Which is why I haven't been posting much recently. These days, as Peter Mulvey sings, it's all about the monkeys. In this particular case, the suck-monkeys. And that's neither edifying nor entertaining. For any of us.

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Don't mind me. Go look at cats in sinks instead.

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[fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com]

I can only look at Cats in Sinks at work, because if I do it at home, the resident felines get ideas. They don't need more of these; the ones they have already cause enough trouble.

Is there a set of suck-monkeys for every writer, or do you all have a pool you draw from as needed?

I'll shut up now.

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

You link to Cats In Sinks takes one to Peter Mulvey. And not in a sink.

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

Many of us have suck-monkeys that lurk about our workspace. Mine are a set of three (red, green, and blue) cocktail monkeys from an Asian-fusion restaurant that serves wasabi Bloody Marys. They sit on top of my monitor along with the Chinese dragon, the plush Cthulhu, the horse chestnut matociquala brought me from the cemetery where Kit Marlowe was buried, and the plastic dire wolf from the Page Museum (http://www.tarpits.org/).

... I just observed that the dire wolf is anatomically correct. o.O

[desperance.livejournal.com]

It's true, it does. Happily I don't need the website; I have a cat in my own sink (it's how he likes to drink, direct from the tap that drips. What he will do if I ever get that washer fixed, I cannot imagine. Except of course I can: he will stand in the sink and yowl, until I attend to his needs).

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

Curses!

(Fixed. Thank you!)

[desperance.livejournal.com]

I am now going downstairs to fashion a wasabi Bloody Mary. What a fabulous idea...

[ookpik.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. You can take me to Peter Mulvey anytime. Or bring him to me. Mmmm.

[fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com]

Well, you wouldn't want an anatomically incorrect dire wolf, would you, like those lions that are clearly lionesses with wigs?

I am pondering which Eddie Izzard quote Felix would be most likely to steal, although it's clear he's commmitted to living his life according to the gospel of St. Bastard.

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

They're incredibly good. Even without the vodka.

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

yeah, you can't just leave us hanging on that one.

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

It's highly contextual (on the Izzard side).

But if another character says, "I think I'd better go," then of course Felix is going to glare at them and say, "I think you better had."

(It's part of his riff on the difference between British movies and American movies--and I've completely forgotten which DVD it is. But it's the sequence that ends with the "You fuck my wife?" "I AM your wife!" conversation. The bit I'm quoting is back on the British side.)

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

Or, in actual fact, NOT quoting.

Change the set-up line to "I should go," and the Izzard clears mercifully away.

[fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com]

Would that be "Dress to Kill 1999"?

While it has nothing to do with your current issues, the bit about pears is "Definite Article" is spot-on.

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

Dress to Kill sounds right.

[heresluck]

But if another character says, "I think I'd better go," then of course Felix is going to glare at them and say, "I think you better had."

Oh god, he would, wouldn't he?

I just now saw this post, and it makes me laugh EXTRA hard because renenet and B. and I just watched two Eddie Izzard shows last night. Though not Dress to Kill. Which now, predictably, I want to watch.

Room with a view of HELL! Pond of DEATH!

[jerusha.livejournal.com]

You're going to be in a world of trouble if you ever get a flat-screen monitor, aren't you?