Nine Things about Oracles

[truepenny]

For the Nine Things about Oracles meme.

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NINE THINGS ABOUT ORACLES

1. No take-backs.

2. Blood is an acceptable currency. So is hope.

3. You can find an oracle anywhere, if you look hard enough. It doesn't have to be a sacred cave, or a sacred grove. Playgrounds can be sacred. So can supermarkets.

4. Yes, the smell is horrible.

5. Come barefoot, or don't come at all.

6. The priests and the pimps may tell you that you need them to talk to the sibyl for you, but they're liars. She can hear you just fine.

7. Seven is sacred, but it has no power.

8. The sibyl will not meet your eyes, and you don't want her to.

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9. It's never what you ask for.

Comments

[barriequark.livejournal.com]

I find that rubbing gel under my nose helps with the smell. :)

[heathwitch.livejournal.com]

Amazing. :)

[panjianlien.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I like this and it makes me grin.

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I like yours muchly, also.

[panjianlien.livejournal.com]

Why thank you!

[3seed.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed this very much. Especially number five. Also numbers three and nine. Um... maybe nine most of all.

p.s. Don't mind me -- just a lurker de-lurking for a moment.

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[girlpunksamurai.livejournal.com]

Nice side bit :D Makes me wonder if there's a story behind it? Didst thou consult the spirits recently? :]