DO NOT WANT

[truepenny]

Okay, Mirena.

While I appreciate the dramatically reduced menstrual flow, the REASON you're lurking up there is to deal with these ever-fucking menstrual cramps. Being woken up at 5:30 A.M. by random, vicious cramping is NOT ON.

Get with the program.

No love,
Mole

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[jonquil.livejournal.com]

The severe backache I woke up with, as well as the preceding week's depression, waves bitterly at your cramps.

I CAN HAZ MENOPAUSE NAO PLZ?

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

ANY TIME NOW. SRSLY.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

I, too, am praying for menopause NOW. I'm over 50; it's due.