And again ...

[truepenny]

[tremendous, drawn-out, and clearly disastrous clattering noise]
Me: Oh my god, cat, what did you do?
Underfoot Cat: [looking innocent, if somewhat alarmed] I have no idea what you're talking about.
[I search the house with great and dour suspicion.]
Me: No, seriously, cat, WHAT DID YOU DO?
Underfoot Cat: This lack of trust wounds me greatly. Just for that, I'm not sayin'.
Me: AUGH!

Comments

[mamculuna.livejournal.com]

And then you step on the shards of glass....

[ride-4ever.livejournal.com]

...and then you see the toppled étagère.

[solri.livejournal.com]

"This lack of trust wounds me greatly." Haha - I know that cat expression!

[litalex.livejournal.com]

My cat always gives me the most innocent faces right after peeing in my bed.

[heresluck]

*facepalm*

[girlpunksamurai.livejournal.com]

...and then you look up and you realize that he's right in the middle of upturned furniture, crashed lamps, and tumbled clothing. But of course, it was an errant breeze and he had nothing to do with it, a'tall, a'tall : ]

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

The Muppets seem to do their wrestling out of sight of humans, for the most part, which means there are thumps, rustles, scrabbling, annoyed barking (I have no idea why Keegan barks, being that he's a cat, but, he barks), and the occasional sound of gravity asserting itself on ...something. And when one goes to look, one can never figure out what exactly it was that gravity was asserting itself ON. I think it's one of those Rules of Cats.