Another conversation at 5:30 a.m.

[truepenny]

CATZILLA: [loudly from about five inches away] MROWWL
ME: That's not a very nice thing to do to a person trying to do balasana.
CATZILLA: Y'know, I really think you're over-thinking this whole stretching thing. It just goes like this [stretches forward] [stretches aft] and then you're done, see?
ME: Screw you, you smug asshole.
CATZILLA: purrs

Comments

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

My cat just sits on the sofa and judges me when I do yoga. "Okay, I guess you're doing your best, given that your spine's not a Slinky."

[fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com]

Cats. Always so helpful.

[pennski.livejournal.com]

Sometimes my cat sits on me when I'm doing my physio stretches. Which is fine until I have to roll over.