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ME: This is not a good time.
CATZILLA: [blankly] what are you talking about? every time is a good time for kitty
ME: Really. Not a good time.
CATZILLA: but kitty is adorable
ME: Kitty is in the way.
CATZILLA: kitty is adorable
ME: Kitty is standing on what I'm trying to type.
CATZILLA: kitty is adorable
ME: Did I mention this is not a good time?
CATZILLA: KITTY IS ADORABLE [sits down. pointedly.]
ME: ::sigh:: [pets kitty] . . . Kitty is adorable.

Date: 2016-07-19 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixel39.livejournal.com
We have one who uses "Kitty is adorable", one who uses "I am the MOST NEGLECTED LITTLE BLACK CAT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!", and one who uses the "I don't understand. It is time for pettins. You have hands. Hands are for pettins. Why are there no pettins?" direct stare.

Date: 2016-07-19 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlpunksamurai.livejournal.com
I die laughing every time you post one of these dialogues :D

Date: 2016-07-19 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com
HEE! And this is the difference between cat people and dog people. *g*

but but but...

Date: 2016-07-21 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angledge.livejournal.com
My dog does the same thing to me!

DOGGO: *sadeyes* Doggo needs lovin
ME: I've got to go to work.
DOGGO: Doggo needs lovin
ME: But... traffic will be getting bad... & I have a deadline today...
DOGGO: *SADEYES* Doggo needs lovin
ME: *sits down, scratches tummy* C'mere Doggo. Get you some lovin.

Re: but but but...

Date: 2016-07-21 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com
You are a well-trained owner! :-D

With me it's been more like...

ME: I have to do a thing. You're in the way. Excuse me.
DOG: But I'm napping on your foot. I like it here.
ME: Do you want a cookie?
DOG: COOKIE! YES!
ME: Can you sit?
DOG: YES! *sits*
ME: You're so good! Can you back up?
DOG? YES! *backs up*
ME: Are you the very best dog there ever was in the whole world ever?
DOG: YES! GIVE ME COOKIES! *backs up some more* *sits* *drool*
ME: Good girl! *tosses a cookie* *goes about life*

Re: but but but...

Date: 2016-07-21 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angledge.livejournal.com
Hee. True, she would definitely sit, stay, & slobber for a cookie. So it's probably partly that Doggo wants some lovin & Human wants to give Doggo some tummy scratches rather than head off to work.

Re: but but but...

Date: 2016-07-21 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com
I can appreciate that!
Edited Date: 2016-07-21 09:37 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-07-20 12:36 am (UTC)
heresluck: (kittens!)
From: [personal profile] heresluck
Well, he's not wrong.

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