How It Works
Jul. 19th, 2016 06:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ME: This is not a good time.
CATZILLA: [blankly] what are you talking about? every time is a good time for kitty
ME: Really. Not a good time.
CATZILLA: but kitty is adorable
ME: Kitty is in the way.
CATZILLA: kitty is adorable
ME: Kitty is standing on what I'm trying to type.
CATZILLA: kitty is adorable
ME: Did I mention this is not a good time?
CATZILLA: KITTY IS ADORABLE [sits down. pointedly.]
ME: ::sigh:: [pets kitty] . . . Kitty is adorable.
CATZILLA: [blankly] what are you talking about? every time is a good time for kitty
ME: Really. Not a good time.
CATZILLA: but kitty is adorable
ME: Kitty is in the way.
CATZILLA: kitty is adorable
ME: Kitty is standing on what I'm trying to type.
CATZILLA: kitty is adorable
ME: Did I mention this is not a good time?
CATZILLA: KITTY IS ADORABLE [sits down. pointedly.]
ME: ::sigh:: [pets kitty] . . . Kitty is adorable.
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Date: 2016-07-19 06:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-07-19 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-07-19 07:58 pm (UTC)but but but...
Date: 2016-07-21 06:18 pm (UTC)DOGGO: *sadeyes* Doggo needs lovin
ME: I've got to go to work.
DOGGO: Doggo needs lovin
ME: But... traffic will be getting bad... & I have a deadline today...
DOGGO: *SADEYES* Doggo needs lovin
ME: *sits down, scratches tummy* C'mere Doggo. Get you some lovin.
Re: but but but...
Date: 2016-07-21 07:34 pm (UTC)With me it's been more like...
ME: I have to do a thing. You're in the way. Excuse me.
DOG: But I'm napping on your foot. I like it here.
ME: Do you want a cookie?
DOG: COOKIE! YES!
ME: Can you sit?
DOG: YES! *sits*
ME: You're so good! Can you back up?
DOG? YES! *backs up*
ME: Are you the very best dog there ever was in the whole world ever?
DOG: YES! GIVE ME COOKIES! *backs up some more* *sits* *drool*
ME: Good girl! *tosses a cookie* *goes about life*
Re: but but but...
Date: 2016-07-21 08:55 pm (UTC)Re: but but but...
Date: 2016-07-21 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-07-20 12:36 am (UTC)