the woes of the small domestic predator

[truepenny]

UNDERFOOT CAT: [on the bathroom sink] All right, where is it?
ME: [from the other side of the bathroom] It's not over there.
U.C.: Where the hell did it go?
ME: It's over here.
U.C.: Oh don't be ridiculous. How could it have gotten over there? It was right here.
ME: It's a bug. It has wings.
U.C.: [comes over to check] Wings?
ME: Which means you're not going to be able to catch it from the floor, either.
U.C.: [thoroughly put out] Wings is cheating.
(BUG: [from somewhere above our heads] Ha ha!)

Comments

[redbird]

Underfoot Cat is missing half the fun, according to all my cats: they may not catch the ones with wings, but they really enjoy chasing them. (On the other hand, sometimes the ones with wings also have stingers, so it may be best not to encourage U.C.)

[comrade-cat.livejournal.com]

Not really related to cats, but my friend guppiecat (http://guppiecat.livejournal.com) took a really splendid otter photo, and I thought you'd like it. Hopefully this embed code works...

(https://www.flickr.com/photos/guppiecat/27415578352/in/album-72157666826316113/)

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

That's awesome!