Catzilla Explains It All, Night-time Edition

[truepenny]

Underfoot Cat and I have conversations in the early morning. Catzilla and I have conversations at night, which generally go something like this:

ME: [reading in bed]
CATZILLA: [materializing out of freaking nowhere] Kitty is adorable.
ME: AUGH! Hi.
CATZILLA: Kitty is adorable.
ME: Kitty is walking on my book.
CATZILLA: Kitty is adorable.
ME: Kitty is walking on my hair.
CATZILLA: Kitty is adorable.
ME: Kitty is standing in my light.
CATZILLA. Kitty is adorable.
ME: Oh god, no. Not the tail-across-the face trick.
CATZILLA: Kitty. Is. Adorable.
ME: [through Catzilla's magnificent plumy tail, draped elegantly across my face] Mmmmhnmph.
CATZILLA: Admit it. Kitty is adorable.
ME: Yes, okay, okay! I give! Kitty is adorable!
CATZILLA: Le chat, c'est moi.
ME: [pets Catzilla]

Comments

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

kitty is ALWAYS adorable, even when not *grin*

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

Chaucer, the Aloof Floof from Arsouf (who is in all other ways adorable, if a bit on the derpy side), seems to think that if he is jumping up onto a piece of furniture that I am inhabiting, he MUST go over my upper chest. He's probably about 15 lbs now, this is not a comfortable thing. His brother Keegan of the poky poky feets just likes to BE on one's upper chest. I utter the phrase "CAT, get OFF MY BOOBS!!" entirely too frequently these days.