Life With Cats, Wee Hours Edition

[truepenny]

BIPED: [waking up at oh-dark-thirty] My back hurts, I can't move, there's no room to breathe, WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS . . . oh, it's you.
CATZILLA: Dude, I'm, like, totally sleeping here. D'you mind?
BIPED: You're a nine pound cat, for Christ's sake. You cannot take up three-quarters of the bed.
CATZILLA: I'm not listeninnnnnnnnnnng.
BIPED: [contorts like Houdini]
[manages to roll over without kicking spouse off the bed]
[shoves Catzilla back maybe half an inch]
BIPED: All in all, this is not an appreciable improvement.
CATZILLA: [commences to purr]
BIPED: I hate you.

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At least I know who to blame today's sciatica on.

Comments

LOL 10+lb.Cat

[selkith.livejournal.com]

I know how that goes, OMG, I have a cat that's more than ten pounds. Last Spring I got put on a weight restriction, after messing up my back tripping over, then picking up the cat. The weight restriction included the cat, which had the chiropractor cracking up. And anyone else who heard about it. I can definitely sympathize with the cat-induced sciatica. Hope you feel better.