this is the sort of thing writers talk about all day

[truepenny]

truepenny: Cats here say they are traumatized by the vacuum balrog. TRAUMATIZED.
matociquala: The Dark God Wakuum!
truepenny: Cthulhu's little known but much more dreadful younger brother.
matociquala: JUST ONE TENTACLE BUT IT REALLY SUCKS.

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[pixel39.livejournal.com]

The late lamented Dark Cat of Chaos was unperturbed by vacuum cleaners. Not enough so that one could use it on her, but enough so that she merely moved over when it came too close.