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truepenny: Cats here say they are traumatized by the vacuum balrog. TRAUMATIZED. matociquala: The Dark God Wakuum!truepenny: Cthulhu's little known but much more dreadful younger brother.matociquala: JUST ONE TENTACLE BUT IT REALLY SUCKS.truepenny: Cats here say they are traumatized by the vacuum balrog. TRAUMATIZED. matociquala: The Dark God Wakuum!truepenny: Cthulhu's little known but much more dreadful younger brother.matociquala: JUST ONE TENTACLE BUT IT REALLY SUCKS.
The writer at work
Aug. 13th, 2009 03:01 pmBEAR: I have practiced guitar, and am about to go look for the first line of Grail in the fridge.
MOLE: Oh, is that where you keep them? I suppose it keeps them fresh.
BEAR: Well, it wasn't in the guitar.
MOLE: Are you the first line of my novel?
No, I am not the first line of your novel. I am a guitar string.
Are you the first line of my novel?
No, I am not the first line of your novel. I am a sweet potato.
Are you the first line of my novel?
No, I am not the first line of your novel. I am unidentifiable leftovers that should have been thrown out a week ago.
Are you the first line of my novel?
No, I am not the first line of your novel. I am a bottle of imported beer.
BEAR: Oo. Beer.
MOLE: Oh, is that where you keep them? I suppose it keeps them fresh.
BEAR: Well, it wasn't in the guitar.
MOLE: Are you the first line of my novel?
No, I am not the first line of your novel. I am a guitar string.
Are you the first line of my novel?
No, I am not the first line of your novel. I am a sweet potato.
Are you the first line of my novel?
No, I am not the first line of your novel. I am unidentifiable leftovers that should have been thrown out a week ago.
Are you the first line of my novel?
No, I am not the first line of your novel. I am a bottle of imported beer.
BEAR: Oo. Beer.
truepenny: I covet your cover artist.matociquala: *shares*truepenny: You are the best Bear.matociquala: Well, I don't mangle bird feeders. Which makes me better than many bears.truepenny: And your liver isn't toxic!truepenny: ... that came out all wrong.Dinner table conversation
Apr. 15th, 2006 08:16 pmPursuant to my reading of Doctor No
TRUEPENNY: When I am an evil overlord, if I must serve my enemy a hearty last meal, I will count the fucking silverware.
MIRRORTHAW: And poison the steak. Why waste a bullet?
TRUEPENNY: If you use a botanical poison, it's a renewable resource.
MIRRORTHAW: And ecologically sound.
TRUEPENNY: When I am an evil overlord, if I must serve my enemy a hearty last meal, I will count the fucking silverware.
MIRRORTHAW: And poison the steak. Why waste a bullet?
TRUEPENNY: If you use a botanical poison, it's a renewable resource.
MIRRORTHAW: And ecologically sound.
