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So last night I went out on the porch to bring in the food and water bowls I put out for the feralistas. And there was a raccoon.

I learned something instantaneously, which is that I had not known how big raccoons are. I mean, I thought I knew, but there's a difference between that and being less than ten feet from one, at which point it upgrades immediately to BIG MOTHERFUCKING RACCOON ON MY PORCH.

Happily, the raccoon had no interest in tangling with me. It did what the feralistas do, which is to retreat to the other side of the porch railings and pretend to be invisible. And since I had no interest in tangling with the raccoon, I about-faced and went back inside.

Later, [livejournal.com profile] mirrorthaw told me that when he checked again, the raccoon was happily making use of the water bowl in exactly the way stereotypes about raccoons would lead you to expect. (Dude, free water! Most excellent!) And this morning, the water bowl has been moved about a foot--and has significantly less water in it than is usually the case--and someone's busy little paws have peeled half the protective rubber strip off the rim of the food bowl.

I'm going to be more conscientious about bringing the bowls in before sunset and hope the feralistas can keep from tangling with the raccoon. I'm sure it's not new to the neighborhood--possibly it's not new to our porch. But although I have nothing against raccoons, I would really prefer it not become a regular visitor.

(BIG. MOTHERFUCKING. RACCOON.)

Date: 2011-04-06 07:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] g33kgrrl
Unrelated, but I wanted to tell you that I finally read my copy of Unnatural Creatures and loved it. Perhaps bizarrely one of the most exciting things was the use of the word (or a derivation, I forget and the book is already nestled on the shelf next to The Bone Key) "exophthalmos", as I just had to learn about that a few weeks ago in nursing school. To have it appear in another context was quite awesome.

Of course I loved the stories themselves as well! And just hanging out with Booth some more.

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