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The Last Gunfight: The Real Story of the Shootout at the O.K. Corral--And How It Changed The American WestThe Last Gunfight: The Real Story of the Shootout at the O.K. Corral--And How It Changed The American West by Jeff Guinn

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


Jeff Guinn has a system for writing books. He goes and talks to people, witnesses and relatives if he can get them. He interviews people who have written books on the subject and other researchers. And then he synthesizes it all into beautifully readable text. I don't know if this is the BEST book on Wyatt Earp and Tombstone and the Gunfight (somewhere near) the O.K. Corral that I have read (that honor may belong to Paula Mitchell Marks' To Die in the West), but it is a very balanced, very readable, very historically conscientious account of what happened to the best of anybody's ability to tell. Guinn also does a great job of explaining the AFTERMATH of the gunfight, the inquest, and the hearing, and how it came about that the Earps (Wyatt, Virgil, Morgan) and Doc Holliday WEREN'T prosecuted for murder. And his last chapter is a thoughtful exploration of how the event---a shoot-out in a vacant lot where both sides were wrong and both sides lied about it afterwards---turned into the epitome of Good defeating Evil as it plays out in the "Wild West" of our collective (white) American imagination. Excellent book.



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And Die in the West: The Story of the O.K. Corral GunfightAnd Die in the West: The Story of the O.K. Corral Gunfight by Paula Mitchell Marks

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


"Magisterial" is probably the correct adjective for this account of the gunfight at (near) the O. K. Corral. It's also fair to call it a history of Tombstone, for Marks compiles a variety of sources to give a panoramic view of the causes for the gunfight and its aftermath,. Later scholars take issue with some of her assessments of the Earps and J. H. Holliday, but this is still an excellent history/overview of why what happened in Tombstone happened. And I appreciate the fact that Marks is not impressed by Wyatt Earp.



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So I've figured out why American history always bored me stupid in school. It's because I could care less about the Narrative of Progress which is how American history is generally taught. I'm fascinated by the disasters.
(There's a reason one of my tags is clusterfucks of the old west.)

And something reminded me this morning--I can't even tell you what--of what may be the first of these obsessions with morbid Americana: the terrible death of Floyd Collins. I first learned about Floyd Collins on a Girl Scout trip to Mammoth Cave when I was fourteen or so, and I've had a sort of aversion/compulsion complex about him ever since. Someday, I am going to figure out the story that wants to be written around him and write the damn thing.

But in the meantime--yes, what interests me is the underbelly2 of the American Dream.

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1On the other side of the Atlantic, I was fascinated by Angela Bourke's The Burning of Bridget Cleary, which is of the same morbid genre.
2Like Shelob's: "Her vast belly was above him with its putrid light, and the stench of it almost smote him down" (J. R. R. Tolkien, The Two Towers 428).

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Apr. 22nd, 2010 06:15 pm
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1. I started wishing for pictures in Son of the Morning Star with Captain Frederick Benteen: "In not a single photograph does he look formidable, not even very military. He appears placid, gentle, benevolent, with feminine lips and prematurely white hair. Only after contemplating that orotund face for a while does one begin to perceive something rather less accommodating. Embedded in that fleshy face are the expressionless agate eyes of a killer. One might compare them to the eyes of John Wesley Hardin or Billy the Kid. Now, this sinister absence of expression could be nothing more than a result of myopia, a condition afflicting him after the Oklahoma winter campaign of 1868-9 when he lent his protective goggles to a regimental surgeon. Still, in Civil War photographs, he has almost that same look" (Connell 30).

2. Custer with scouts in 1874. Bloody Knife, the man kneeling to Custer's right (viewer's left), also died at the Little Bighorn, and Connell spends a couple of pages discussing the fate of two of Custer's staghounds (who may or may not be the dogs in this picture).

3. Via [livejournal.com profile] buymeaclue, this lovely moment between horse and humans.

4. Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] dd_b, for pointing me to this article about the discovery of some OK Corral documents in a Cochise County courthouse. ETA: and thank you, [livejournal.com profile] swan_tower, for the pointer to the NPR article, which provides a few other bits of information.

5. I made bread this afternoon, which means the house smells yummy.
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I'm reading Evan S. Connell's Son of the Morning Star: Custer and the Little Bighorn (which, incidentally, is making me hate nineteenth-century white Americans--particularly, but not exclusively, the U. S. Army--like a slow burning fuse) and, hey, look! There's Billy Breakenridge!

Breakenridge was Cochise County Sheriff John Behan's deputy in 1881, and he published a book called Helldorado which is notable for being the print source of a lot of the misinformation about Wyatt Earp--and at least some of that misinformation is deliberate. (My post about Allen Barra's Inventing Wyatt Earp mentions Breakenridge's most egregious and outright lie: the insertion of a sentence into an article from the Nugget.) And on November 29, 1864, Breakenridge was present at the Sand Creek Massacre, in which two regiments of Colorado militia led by Col. John Chivington annihilated a Cheyenne village--a Cheyenne village, we should add, which had been promised safety. When junior officers pointed this out to Chivington, he "roared: 'I have come to kill Indians, and believe it is right and honorable to use any means under God's heaven to kill Indians!'" (Connell 176).

Connell's account of the massacre reads to me a lot like atrocities such as My Lai. Chivington's men murdered women and children with obvious sadistic pleasure. They took trophies. Not just scalps, which whites and Indians both collected in the second half of the nineteenth century, but cutting off fingers to get rings, cutting off ears to get earrings. Lieutenant James Connor testified that "'I heard one man say he had cut out a woman's private parts and had them for exhibition. . . . I also heard of numerous instances in which men had cut out the private parts of females and stretched them over the saddle-bows and wore them over their hats while riding in the ranks'" (177). Robert Bent (a son of the white trader William Bent and the Cheyenne woman Owl Woman) testified "'I saw the body of White Antelope with the privates cut off, and I heard a soldier say he was going to make a tobacco pouch out of them'" (177).

But wait! cried the righteous. There were Caucasian scalps in the village! A surgeon named Caleb Bursdal testified that "he had been treating wounded soldiers in a Cheyenne lodge when a trooper came to the entrance with five or six Caucasian scalps" (177). Bursdal was certain they were Caucasian because of the color of the hair, and he was certain they were fresh because "the skin and flesh attached to the hair appeared to be yet quite moist" (178).

This is where Billy Breakenridge comes in, for he corroborates Bursdal's testimony: "There were a lot of scalps of white men and women, some very fresh, found in the teepees" (178). Connell doesn't go into the question of Breakenridge's reliablity (he may or may not know just how unreliable Helldorado is), but his next paragraph is worth quoting in full:
Chivington himself talked about a white scalp in one of the lodges, and although it was never displayed as proof of Cheyenne barbarity it reproduced itself until Denver citizens knew beyond doubt that his men had found dozens of auburn and blond trophies. Worse yet, they saw a blanket woven of human hair--hair from the heads of white women. Everybody knew this to be a fact. Still worse, according to an editor of the Rocky Mountain News, William Byers, the troops found a white woman's skin stretched across an Indian saddle.
(178)

In plain, Breakenridge here is associated with the same kind of inflationary, self-exculpating misinformation that he will later spread about Tombstone in 1881. He may, or may not, be telling the truth--we have no way to know--but somehow? I doubt it.
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Barra, Allen. Inventing Wyatt Earp: His Life and Many Legends. 1998. Castle Books, 2005.


This is a wildly uneven book. When Barra is on his game, he's very good indeed; when he's off it, like the little girl in the nursery rhyme, he's horrid.

behind the cut I go into more detail than you probably want )

To end, I want to relay my favorite quote in the book, from an interview Barra had with Val Kilmer about playing Doc Holliday: "Trying to flesh out his character is like trying to put clothes on a ghost" (Barra 286).
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[livejournal.com profile] janni has a wonderful writing contest on her blog. And you can win a copy of her new novel, Thief Eyes.

Catherynne M. Valente (a.k.a. [livejournal.com profile] yuki_onna, she of the Hugo Best Novel nomination, the Norton nomination, the Lambda nomination . . .) is now fiction and poetry editor of Apex Magazine. They'll be open to submissions again in June.

I'm working on this next chunk of A Reckoning of Men and also a Storytellers Unplugged post (since my slot is tomorrow and I missed last month) about Tombstone. It's kind of weird; I woke up this morning and (a.) I wanted to write and (b.) I had ideas. I brushed my teeth and took my pills and fed the cats with the background music in my head mostly being the wolf book.

I can't write very much in my head before I have to write it down; my memory doesn't retain long chunks of anything (this would be why I am one of the few Shakespeareans you will ever meet who cannot recite great wodges of Teh Bard off the cuff; I can't even manage an entire sonnet). But when things are going well (which they have not been for the past couple months), I will wander around wrestling with a sentence or two, maybe as much as an exchange of dialogue. Cleaning litter boxes is great for this, which frequently means I have to make cryptic notes to myself before I climb into bed. Because in the morning, I will remember that I had a good idea, but I will not remember what the idea was, and I hate that feeling with the burning fury of a thousand fiery suns.

So, yeah. It's spring outside; the daffodils are blooming, the apple tree is budding, and the rose bushes are starting to unfurl new green leaves. And it seems to be spring in here, too.
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The most excellent Jim C. Hines is doing a not-a-raffle to support rape crisis centers.



I've found something that puzzles me utterly about Tefertiller's Earp biography. Both Roberts and Barra (Inventing Wyatt Earp: His Life and Many Legends, which I'm reading right now) remark on the fact that Sadie Marcus was Jewish--in a well-known-historical-fact way, not in a whoa-researchers-have recently-discovered way--and since I learn from Barra that Wyatt is buried with Sadie in a Jewish cemetery in Colma, California*, it seems like something a biography of Wyatt ought at least to name-check. But Tefertiller (whom Barra describes as having "put together the most complete picture to date of the strange, lifelong match between two adventurers of vastly different backgrounds" (Barra 15)) doesn't mention that fact anywhere. Given how clearly Tefertiller's dislike of Sadie shows through, I'm wondering if it's some sort of weird reverse-anti-Semitism: not tainting Judaism by association with her. But really, I'm just baffled.



*Google Maps (see link above) shows that Colma, California, is nothing BUT cemeteries, which led me to check the Wikipedia entry; Colma was founded as a necropolis in 1924: "the dead population outnumber the living by thousands to one."



Since my box of Corambis paperbacks arrived while I was in Tucson, I spent part of the afternoon organizing my inventory of author's copies (and will spend another part of the afternoon organizing some of the books in the house I didn't write); I have fourteen sets of the paperbacks of the Doctrine of Labyrinths. My plan has always been to donate them, and I would be grateful for suggestions of libraries, programs, or other worthy places/causes for which they would be good donations. (I don't guarantee, of course, that I will follow any given suggestion.)



First thunderstorm of the year this afternoon, although it was clearly in a hurry to be somewhere else.
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Tefertiller, Casey. Wyatt Earp: The Life Behind the Legend. New York: John Wiley & Sons, 1997.



First, some criticisms:

Tefertiller is not as good a writer as Roberts; in particular, his paragraph structure and organization are dreadful. And I could do without the occasional sententiousness. He also does not seem to be as good a historian as Roberts. Particularly in discussing Wyatt Earp's life in Kansas (i.e., pre-Tombstone), Tefertiller has a tendency to accept the truthfulness of stories for which there is sketchy evidence at best. It's not, to be clear, the inclusion of those stories I object to; it's Tefertiller's decision, having admitted the sketchiness of the evidence, to proceed as if there was certainty they occurred. It also irritates me that Tefertiller lines up the Earp boys--Newton, James, Virgil, Wyatt, Morgan, Warren--but does not even mention the existence of Earp girls until, around the time Wyatt was leaving Arizona in a hurry, Tefertiller records him deeding some of his property to his sister. (And, of course, the myth about Ike Clanton marrying "Jessie Earp.") I assume, because Tefertiller does not tell me that this bit about the property deed is false, that it is true; therefore, either he should have mentioned the existence of sister(s?) previously (Chekhov's gun holds for nonfiction as well as fiction) or he needs to signal clearly that there is no sister and this property deed story is (a.) Wyatt executing some sort of legal shenanigan or (b.) another untrue piece of the legend.

In a nutshell, then, my criticism of Tefertiller is that he does not organize his facts and his fictions as well as he could, and he is sometimes unclear about the difference between them.

On the other hand, there are a lot of things about this biography which I like. Although Tefertiller is partisan to Wyatt (and clearly has no use for Josephine Sarah Marcus, for which I can't say I blame him), this is the natural condition of the biographer1, and Tefertiller is doing his honest best to present a balanced picture. He digs into the disreputable parts of Wyatt's life and attempts (in his rather clumsy prose) to explain the Vendetta without trying to excuse it. He does an excellent job of explaining the background of the infamous gunfight: why the Cow-Boys were a very serious problem (they were coming close to inciting a war with Mexico, that's why), why people on various sides reacted the way they did, why it came to seem necessary to Wyatt Earp that he take the law into his own hands (Tefertiller doesn't have much use for Johnny Behan, either). And although he's bad about letting possible fiction stand for fact in relation to Dodge City and Wichita, he's very good about tracking the misinformation that Tombstone exudes like a skunk exudes stink: who started which lie, when and (if possible, which frequently it isn't) why.

One of the most interesting, and saddest, parts of the book is the end of Wyatt's life, living mostly hand-to-mouth in Los Angeles (according to Tefertiller, Sadie Marcus was a compulsive gambler, hence their poverty), going out for ice cream sodas2 with a friend and the friend's 9-year-old granddaughter, and going up to Hollywood, where he met actors like John Wayne (still at that time Marion Morrison), Tom Mix . . . and Charlie Chaplin. I have to quote director Raoul Walsh's account of the meeting because it makes me itch for a time machine and a video camera. It needs a little set-up: it's 1915, and Wyatt has wandered up to Hollywood with Jack London (yes, that Jack London, whom he knew in Alaska), and they're talking with Welsh (who is digging hard for stories, although "neither wanted to talk about himself") when Chaplin comes over:
When I introduced my guests, he viewed Earp with evident awe. "You're the bloke from Arizona, aren't you? Tamed the baddies, huh?" He looked at London and nodded. "I know you, too. You almost made me go to Alaska and dig for gold." He sat down and related some of his experiences "when I was a snot-nosed brat in Cheapside."
(Tefertiller 318, quoting Raoul Welsh, Each Man In His Time (1974))

There's something there--something about the fact that Wyatt Earp met Charlie Chaplin--that just fills me with wonder and delight.

Although I still don't like Wyatt Earp very much, I like him better than I did before reading this biography. (Tefertiller's thesis is that it wasn't Wyatt telling the self-serving lies that so incensed me when I was reading Doc Holliday, it was Sadie. And each and every one of Wyatt's co-authors and interviewers. Wyatt was trying to tell the truth. I'm a little skeptical, but I'll go along.) He was a man convinced of his own rectitude, which I never find appealing, but Tefertiller shows that he was also a man doing his best, flawed though that best might be. And even if I don't like him, I sympathize with him and I understand why he thought he had to do what he did.

Which shows that this is a good biography.

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1Except in extraordinary cases such as the Earl of Oxford.
2One of my most favorite details in the book is that in Tombstone, Wyatt never touched hard liquor, but went almost daily for ice cream at a parlor on Fourth Street (101).
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So I'm reading Casey Tefertiller's Wyatt Earp: The Life Behind the Legend (John Wiley & Sons, 1997), about which I will have things to say in due course, and have reached the chapter on the Sharkey-Fitzsimmons fight, in which Tefertiller quotes George Whitwell Parsons, the indefatigable diarist of Tombstone. And there is something incontrovertibly wrong with this quote.

What Tefertiller says Parsons says is:
Wyatt Earp disliked because of awarding Fitzsimmons Sharkey exhibitions or physical culture symposium to latter on a claimed foul.
(Tefertiller 303, quoting Parsons' diary entry of December 17, 1896)

Given the reading I've been doing recently, I've seen a fair number of Parsons' diary entries quoted, and they are, even when elliptical, perfectly clear, straightforward, and comprehensible. So, either Parsons had a stroke on December 17 or Tefertiller's copy-editor did not copy-edit. There's an instance earlier in the book where Tefertiller describes Earp "languishing" over a meal (242), and that's the same sort of mistake, the sort I associate with spell-checkers run amok, that I think has happened here.

This isn't important, in any sense of the word--the context of the rest of the chapter tells me what "exhibitions or physical culture symposium" means--but, darn it, I want to know what Parsons wrote. So my question to the internet is: has anyone either (a.) come across this typo and done the research themselves; (b.) got easy access to Parsons' diary (which is not, insofar as I can tell, online anywhere) and can look up the entry for December 17, 1896, WITHOUT GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY MORE THAN THIS IS WORTH (i.e., not very much); or (c.) [as my parallel structure falls apart] know someone who would know?

Even if not, I feel better now that I've bitched about it.
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Roberts, Gary L. Doc Holliday: The Life and Legend. Hoboken, NJ: John Wiley and Sons, 2006.



This is the biography of a man who left no account of himself in his own words, which means it as much a book about "Doc Holliday" as it is about John Henry Holliday, D.D.S. Possibly slightly more. Given the inevitable constraints of its subject matter, I think it is an excellent book and excellent biography (the two overlap, but are not necessarily the same); Roberts is very careful about distinguishing between facts, fiction, and the stuff in the mushy area in-between. He's also very good about pointing out things we want to be true, such as the legend of the romance between Doc and his cousin Mattie (later Sister Mary Melanie), or the even more unsupported legend that Kate Elder nursed Doc on his deathbed.

I am furious at Mattie's sister Marie, who burned Doc's letters; in "protecting" her sister, she destroyed what seems to have been history's only chance to see John Henry Holliday without the obscuring lens of other peoples' agendas. (Which is not to say the letters wouldn't have been colored by his own agenda, but at least the coloration in that case would be intrinsic.) From Perry Mallon to Bat Masterton to Wyatt Earp to Mary Katharine Cummings (assuming that she was, in fact, Kate Elder, as Roberts does and I find myself inclined to agree), everyone who spoke about Doc at any length had a blatant agenda of his or her own; mostly these agendas are transparent (except for Bat Masterson, about whom I find myself thinking, wtf?) and mostly they are about saving the speaker's reputation at Doc's expense. (Wyatt and Kate, I am looking AT YOU.) Mallon, of course, is entirely self-serving and made of lies, but Roberts shows his part in creating the legend of Doc Holliday--it's kind of scary, actually, to see how, once something has been said, no amount of debunking or disproving can make it go away entirely.

The description that sums Doc up for me is this one, which Roberts attributes to Lee Smith: "He did not have a quarrelsome disposition, but managed to get into more difficulties than almost any man I ever saw" (379). It's hard not to become partisan; Doc Holliday was not a good man, but he seems to have been striving to be the best man he could be under the rotten circumstances he found himself in. This quality makes him show up well against not only the Cow-Boys (especially Ike Clanton), but also against the self-serving revisionism of Wyatt Earp and Kate Elder. Of course, we can't know what Doc would have said if he'd lived longer, but I tend to think that, while it might not have been strictly truthful, it would have been honest.



gleanings from Roberts' bibliography )

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*Sadly, the Robert Chambers who ghost-wrote Wyatt Earp's articles for the San Francisco Examiner cannot have been the Robert W. Chambers who wrote The King in Yellow, but I really like the AU in which he was.
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Gary L. Roberts (Doc Holliday: The Life and Legend, 2006) offers a really lovely metaphor:
Legends grow, and rarely by design. Like the wisteria in Doc's native Georgia, they spread, encircle, constrict, and hide the damage they do to the truth in a cascade of tales that, like foliage and flowers, cause people to forget everything else. But, like the wisteria, they have an unmistakable beauty that makes them nearly irresistible until they become a part of the landscape.
(Roberts, 259)




The Elder Saucepan went back to the kitty ophthalmologist yesterday; we are cautiously optimistic about his progress.

The Saucepan is not a talky cat (one of his other nicknames is "Silent Cal"); he has only one word--GAO--with varying volumes, and he uses it sparingly. But I have noticed a pattern, which has become too predictable to be coincidence: after a visit to the ophthalmologist, he will, some hours later, go into the front hall and--as best I can tell--cuss out his crate. "GAO!" he says, and "GAO!" again. And "GAO!" for good measure.

He has to go to the regular vet on Friday for a check-up and shots; we'll see if that's worth the use of his word, too.



It's looking springish around here. I suspect strongly that we are being lulled into a false sense of security, but I cannot deny that I'm glad to see green things poking their heads up.



Author's copies of the paperbacks of Corambis arrived while I was in Arizona (it'll be officially out at the end of the month), and my contributor's copies of Jonathan Strahan's Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of the Year, volume 4 (in which appears [livejournal.com profile] matociquala's and my story, "Mongoose") came on Monday. External validation is totally a crutch, but sometimes it's nice to have it anyway.
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Yes, I have been Off The Grid for an entire week. If something happened which you want to be sure I know about, please leave a comment here.

I wrote up Cupcakecon as I went, in a somewhat elliptical fashion. Thusly:

Cupcakecon: Prologue

Arrive Madison airport -- Curse Delta for charging $25 to check a bag. -- Reading With Custer's Cavalry. -- Photograph of Comanche, (allegedly) the only living thing found on the battlefield after Little Big Horn. -- I buy a book of logic puzzles in Minneapolis. -- Tucson after dark. -- Five miles is longer than you think. -- The dithering dance of the juvenile rabbit. -- Having not been eaten by grues, I arrive safely at Endicott West.

Cupcakecon Day 1

Scenic horses. -- I startle a ground squirrel. Twice. -- The implausibility of the Tucson Mountains. -- Carriages at the Tucson airport. -- Arrival of Bear and Leah. -- Food, food, and more food. -- The Horrifying Habanero Incident. -- We encounter a stunningly gorgeous Malamute. -- Portrait of four authors in a hot tub.

Cupcakecon Day 2

We decide it is not a smoke detector, but a sin detector.

Cupcakes! -- Chocolate chipotle OMG. [N.b., for those of you in the Tucson area, this is the Red Velvet Cupcakery, which I cannot recommend highly enough.]

Gates Pass. -- Entish saguaros. -- Sonora Desert Museum. -- Do not feed the coyotes. (Also, do not teach coyotes to operate motor vehicles.) -- Petting a gopher snake. -- Mountain lions. -- Black bear. -- Mexican wolves. -- Can you spot the screech owl in this picture? (Hint.) -- The coati is busy and does not wish to see you. -- Otter. -- Beavers. Plural. -- Bighorn sheep. -- Small creatures sleeping underground. -- Cold hummingbirds. -- RAIN.

Beth's ponies. -- Nefer accepts my adulation. -- Saguaros with rainbow. -- Portrait of the author as a scale referent.

Dinner out.

Concerned Cat Is Concerned.

Cupcakecon Day 3

A white tree with a weeping habit.

Bisbee. -- Sacramento Pit and Lavender Pit. -- Delving too greedily and too deep. -- Quest for lunch. -- Leah and I learn about horchata. -- The Copper Queen Hotel. -- Angel gates and fluffy kitty. -- Stairs and steep places. -- French bulldog.

Tombstone. -- Clydesdales & Percherons. -- The Crystal Palace. -- Astonishing roulette wheel. -- We embrace the kitsch. -- Not Doc Holliday. -- I buy books.* -- Leah buys a parasol. -- Bear buys a wallet. -- Emma Explains The Gunfight. -- The Bird Cage. -- Still not Doc Holliday. -- Also not Josie Marcus. -- Tombstone's gilded Black Mariah. -- Duelling organs. -- Mrs. Fly and her Great Danes. -- Victorian racy photos w. Very Patient Dog under the pool table. -- Prostitutes named Cuckoo and Copperhead. -- Not Josie Marcus' crib. -- STILL not Doc Holliday. -- Oh John Ringo no!

The language of squirrels is entirely made up of profanity.

Portrait of three authors in a hot tub.

Cupcakecon Day 4

It is good to have wings. -- Coyote and javelina tracks.

Colossal Cave. -- A bull for Bull. -- 70 degree cave. -- Nineteenth century vandals. -- The C.C.C. -- Treacherous stairs and bad jokes.

Beth's ponies, part 2. -- Portrait of the editor as a scale referent. -- Beth longes Cai; Cory licks Bear. -- Bear rides Surprise; Cory licks me. -- I ride Surprise; Cory licks Bear. -- Surprise is 16.2 hands. A strapping wench. -- Beth is The One True Biped; I am a mere encumbrance. -- We hinder in a helping way. -- Volunteer Dog gets biscuits.

On the way home, my sunblock tries to kill us both, but fails.

Ravening Wolverine Is Ravening. -- Alarmed Cat Is Alarmed.

Portrait of four authors in a hot tub.

Bear and Mole were sisters.

Cupcakecon Day 5

Croissants! om nom nom. -- Nancy Drew lit crit. -- The awesomeness that is ZZ Top.

The Chevy Diva. -- We achieve an Amanda.

New Mexican cuisine FTW. -- Inferior cupcakes. -- We go in search of a climbing gym. -- A brief and unintentional tour of the old barrio. -- South Toule Street is well hidden, but we penetrate its mysteries. -- At higher elevations, it is harder to go up walls without DYING. -- We provide climber groupies for a woman we have never met.

I resurrect old skills and enact a lady's maid.

Quiet evening in for Mole.

Cupcakecon Day 6

The Tucson Festival of Books. -- Signing. -- Airedale with saddlebags. -- Sun. -- Corgi with saddlebags. -- Food. -- Panel. -- Signing. -- Signing. 4 p.m. In a tent. Facing west. -- The yellow face it burns us.

And yet, I am not sunburned. Neutrogena 100+ sunblock FTW.

Guatemalan cuisine also FTW.

Portrait of three authors in a hot tub and two authors in deck chairs. -- Short stories these days: "They lie there limply, twitching a little." "With their eyes shut, audibly chanting England, England, England."

Cupcakecon Day 7

Awake at 4:45 in the morning. -- Almost but not quite worth it for the stars. -- We drive to the airport. -- They call it a blind spot for a REASON, dipshit. -- The airplane does a good imitation of a sardine tin. -- Reading about Doc Holliday, as I do not want to start shouting at Wyatt Earp in public. -- Amazingly good babies. -- HOME.

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*Gary L. Roberts, Doc Holliday: The Life and Legend; Casey Tefertiller, Wyatt Earp: The Life Behind the Legend; Allen Barra, Inventing Wyatt Earp: His Life and Many Legends. One begins to sense a theme.

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